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Man charged with battery for farting near cop
« on: September 25, 2008, 05:17:56 am »
Police say suspect passed 'very odorous' gas during breathalyzer test
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SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing gas and fanning it toward a patrolman.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, W. Va., was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

'I couldn't hold it no more'
Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."

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Re: Man charged with battery for farting near cop
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2008, 10:37:41 pm »
That is disgraceful.......I wouldn't dream of farting near anybody......except MinLo.... [LOL!]

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Re: Man charged with battery for farting near cop
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2008, 05:16:20 am »
Thanks Billy but I still won't date your daughter  ;D
« Last Edit: December 01, 2008, 05:27:31 am by MinLo »

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Re: Man charged with battery for farting near cop
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2008, 07:49:55 am »
Thanks Billy but I still won't date your daughter  ;D

that's ok MinLo, she's dating a big rasta atm, and he can fart better than me  [couchhide]

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Re: Man charged with battery for farting near cop
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2008, 08:01:40 am »
Thanks Billy but I still won't date your daughter  ;D

that's ok MinLo, she's dating a big rasta atm, and he can fart better than me  [couchhide]

Nobody can fart better than you Billy.......

The aroma and your technique is unique to the world.....Nobody can duplicate your flatulence.... :D

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Re: Man charged with battery for farting near cop
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2008, 08:05:18 am »
Thanks Billy but I still won't date your daughter  ;D

that's ok MinLo, she's dating a big rasta atm, and he can fart better than me  [couchhide]

Nobody can fart better than you Billy.......

The aroma and your technique is unique to the world.....Nobody can duplicate your flatulence.... :D

Thankyou Minlo...i think.... [wacko]