Spiders

[billyfridge]

word is....humans swallow like five spiders a year in their sleep...the spiders go for warmth, and its our natural instinct to just swallow. 

I wonder if this is just another myth

stupid insects with extra legs and less eyes that spin nets to catch bugs....which makes me wonder:

when a bug is caught in a web...does it know anything at all about spiders, or is it just like "I am stuck, therefore I will struggle.  Now I am more stuck, what the f%ck is that thing with eight legs?  What is eight, I don't know what numbers are, oh I wish I would have hid my porn"

That is why sex was invented, to block up female orifices, and stop spiders crawling in