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death:
> A bored casino dealer and his pit boss were waiting at an empty crap table
> at a Gulfport , Miss. casino. A very attractive blonde woman from Dothan ,
> Alabama arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
> She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
> topless.'
> With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, 'Come
> on,
> Southern Girl needs new clothes!'
>
> As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and
> squealed
> 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'
>
> She hugged each of the men ... and then picked up her winnings, and her
> clothes, and quickly departed.
>
> The dealer and pit boss stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of
> them asked, 'What did she roll?'
>
> The other answered, 'I don't know ... I thought you were watching.'
>
> Moral of the story:
> 1.. Not all Southerners are stupid.
> 2.. Not all blondes are dumb.
> 3.. But all men ... are men.
billyfridge:
he he he....nice one Death...
texasboy:
;D I`m sure you have all seen the latest one floating around since the USA elections and Obama,
All the black ladies in the southern states have shaved off their pubic hair and sent the following message to Obama.
Read our lips.
No Bush here!!!!
cheers
billyfridge:
--- Quote from: texasboy on November 07, 2008, 09:07:49 am --- ;D I`m sure you have all seen the latest one floating around since the USA elections and Obama,
All the black ladies in the southern states have shaved off their pubic hair and sent the following message to Obama.
Read our lips.
No Bush here!!!!
cheers
--- End quote ---
Tex, i bet the plumbers are doin a roaring trade in the US!!
(unblocking the drains.....derrr) ;)
dtl:
--- Quote from: texasboy on November 07, 2008, 09:07:49 am --- ;D I`m sure you have all seen the latest one floating around since the USA elections and Obama,
All the black ladies in the southern states have shaved off their pubic hair and sent the following message to Obama.
Read our lips.
No Bush here!!!!
cheers
--- End quote ---
The gardener was sacked today after walking into the Oval room and asking "has anybody seen the spade?"
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