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MinLo:
OMG ROFL
That is just wrong!
But very funny
jchen:
--- Quote from: peacefulguy on January 27, 2009, 07:45:12 pm ---One night, a little blind boy's mother said to him, "Anthony, if you pray really, REALLY hard tonight, when the sun rises tomorrow you will be able to see!" Needless to say, Anthony prays up a storm! Morning came and Anthony is still blind.
He starts crying and his mom rushes in. She gasps, "Anthony, what's wrong?"
Anthony wails, "Mommy, I prayed so hard but I'm still blind!" His Mom gently pats him on the head. "I know, honey. April Fools!"
--- End quote ---
lol.... [cry] still sad :P this is a sad joke. ::)
billyfridge:
Gibbler discovered that her dog could barely hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
He found that the problem was hair in its ears, so he shaved both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the Gibbler that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemists and buy "Nair Hair Remover", and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Gibbler goes to the store and gets the "Nair Hair Remover".
At the cash register the pharmacist tells her "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.
Gibbler says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says, "Well, if you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.
Gibbler says "Well, I'm not using it on my legs, either - if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist said, "Stay off your bicycle".
[LOL!]
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billyfridge:
Gibbler was driving home after a game, and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all
the dents would pop out.
So Gibbler went home, got down on her hands and knees, and started blowing
into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew
a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her blonde daughter Jennifer saw her, and asked, 'What are you doing?'
Gibbler told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into
the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Jennifer rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello! You need to
roll up the windows first.'
:D
peacefulguy:
Haha to funny, must try that on the wife lol ;D
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