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billyfridge:
another one for you...............
A young girl was walking in the woods when an old priest saw her. He strode up to her and asked her if shed climb a certain tree for him. The girl happily went up the tree and the happy priest watched as she climbed. Then the girl climbed down and the priest gave her a dollar.
The next day, when the girl came home from school, she found that her mom had found the dollar hidden under her pillow and she was asked where she had gotten it. The girl told her mom about the priest and climbing the tree. The mother screamed, "You foolish girl. Don’t you know that priest only wanted to see your panties! Don’t ever do that again." The mom scolded the girl.
The next day, the mother found another dollar under her daughters pillow. Now she really gave it to the young girl when she got home.
"Didn’t I tell you not to climb the tree for that priest so he can see your panties?" The mother huffed. The girl smiled at this.
"Oh no mother, I did not let him see my panties this time. I was smart. I took them off before I climbed the tree!"
:D
MinLo:
:D :D :D
texasboy:
;D
Englishman Irishman and Scotsman are shipwrecked on a desert island, after several months they are walking along the shore one morning when bottle washes up, the cork is pulled and a Genie appears,
'Your wish is my command,' says the Genie. The Englishman says oh to be in my village pub with a pint of beer in my hand and girl sat on my knee, in a flash he has gone. The Scotsman says och to be back in the highlands with a lassie at my side and bottle of malt whiskey, in a flash he disappears too.
The Irishman says I am really going to have to think about this, ok says the Genie but make your mind up before sunset or you will loose your wish. After wandering around the island all day the Irishman returns to the Genie 'have you made your mind up yet?' the Genie asks, well says the Irishman I've spent all day wandering about the Island on my own I'm feeling a bit lonely I wish my two mates were back!
cheers
MinLo:
I don't get it...... ??? Went right over my head ???........Maybe I'm dumb :-\ or maybe because I'm American :-\........Or possibly both :-[ :D
billyfridge:
Tex...........don't give yer day job up............. ;)
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