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billyfridge:
--- Quote from: peacefulguy on February 04, 2009, 06:39:10 pm ---Haha to funny, must try that on the wife lol ;D
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OMG Peaceful, do you really want to sleep in the spare room??....LOL
peacefulguy:
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.
She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
jchen:
good jokes!!!!!!! :D :D
jchen:
--- Quote from: peacefulguy on February 05, 2009, 03:40:34 pm ---A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.
She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
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It's funny but I don't really get it. :P
billyfridge:
MinLo works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife Tera thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, MinLo! How ya doin?'
Tera is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
'Oh no,' says MinLo. 'He's in my bowling league.’
When they are seated, a waitress asks MinLo if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
Tera is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
'I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around MinLo, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Minniwinni. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
Tera, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
MinLo follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
MinLo tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez MinLo, you picked up a real bitch this time.'
:D
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