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billyfridge:
Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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peacefulguy:
There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table.
Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while,
Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the toilet.
When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over.
'What happened, Grandpa?' he is asked by his concerned children.
'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the toilet.
So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!'
:D :D :D
billyfridge:
[LOL!]
billyfridge:
Minlo and his wife were shopping in the mall, somehow they got separated.
Minlo searched, but couldn't find his wife, so he stopped a big busted blonde and said ''will you talk to me for a minute?''
the blonde asked ''why'' Minlo said ''I lost my wife in here and if I stand talking to a beautiful woman my wife usually appears in seconds''
[LOL!]
peacefulguy:
Lubricant
Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come.
He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby..
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. 'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son!
'Ain't dat grand, !!' Murphy got excited by this,
but just then the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet, !'
The doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said, 'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil ting, too....'
Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, 'Hold on, we aint got done yet, !'
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, 'Murph, you just had yourself another boy, !'
Murphy said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?'
The doctor said, 'You never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during conception.'
Murphy said, 'Ah yeah, during conception.'
When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said,
'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'
She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'
Murph said, 'I'll tell you, ......it's a good ting we didn't use WD-40.
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