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Offbeat Relish / Re: Three word forum
« on: September 21, 2011, 12:14:10 pm »
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Bugs & Feature Requests / Re: utorrent
« on: September 14, 2011, 06:53:26 pm »
Uninstal bit che and then reinstal and update and it should detect u torrent without a problem. :-)
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General Discussion / Re: Hello
« on: August 28, 2011, 05:26:35 pm »
Try this link http://apasscracker.com/products/word.php
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General Discussion / Re: Welcome to Convivea Forums!
« on: August 15, 2011, 08:35:45 pm »
Welcome to the forums :-)
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Offbeat Relish / Re: Jokes...post them here.
« on: August 11, 2011, 01:16:56 pm »
Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The short one, Jackie leaned over and said,
'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'
'You're on!' said Dorace, holding up a $10.00 note.
So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement... !'
The short one, Jackie leaned over and said,
'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'
'You're on!' said Dorace, holding up a $10.00 note.
So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement... !'
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General Discussion / Re: Happy Birthday To Our Forum Members!
« on: July 19, 2011, 05:27:50 am »
Happy birthday to you both 
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Offbeat Relish / Re: Jokes...post them here.
« on: June 09, 2011, 05:18:10 pm »
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church,
enters a confessional booth,
sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention,
but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, 'Ain't no use knockin,
there's no paper on this side either.'
enters a confessional booth,
sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention,
but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, 'Ain't no use knockin,
there's no paper on this side either.'
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Offbeat Relish / Re: Jokes...post them here.
« on: June 02, 2011, 07:53:47 pm »
Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner He pasted a hooker standing there every day.
He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout.
"No! Five pounds!" He said from the side of His mouth, just to shut her up.
This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
She'd yell, "One hundred and Fifty pounds!"
He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"
One day, Camilla decided to accompany her 'husband'.
As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife
As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.
Then, the hooker yelled:
"See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard!"
He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout.
"No! Five pounds!" He said from the side of His mouth, just to shut her up.
This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
She'd yell, "One hundred and Fifty pounds!"
He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"
One day, Camilla decided to accompany her 'husband'.
As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife
As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.
Then, the hooker yelled:
"See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard!"
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General Discussion / Re: Monthly Funny Picture Contest - May 2011
« on: May 17, 2011, 08:07:10 am »
Ooops wrong drive through 