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Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: texasboy on October 10, 2006, 06:46:35 am
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Are you really 100% up for it when asked to perform? ;D
What sort of shape are you in and does your food/drink intake have a bearing on leaving your partner with a smile on their face.
Here is a thought .
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The New Superfood: Goji Berries
What are they?
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How should I eat them?
Add them to smoothies, trail-mix, cereals, teas and cakes.
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It?s claimed that they can boost your sex life, fight cellulite, combat cancer, prevent wrinkles and boost your immune system.
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Should I buy some tmw? ::)
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If all you vodka drinkers think thats yours is the answer. Then watch out.
Russian customs officers say they have discovered a mile long pipeline pumping vodka to Latvia. Police on the border said the tunnel had been laid underground by crooks to pump home-made vodka across the border to be sold in Latvia.
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OMG, Tex, you do come up with some strange stuff, l sometimes wonder about yer sanity ::)
who worries about these things when you 'get lucky'??
when you get to be a decrepit old fart, like me,and not as fit as l was, l encourage her to do all the work. even the cavemen gave up eating berries in favour of the club, and how do you know if these berries don't have side effects like, say, hops that give you 'brewers' if you consume too many.
you stick with yer Beck's beer or lager, and if all else fails Tex...............there's always 'viagra' :D
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I keep getting these free prescriptions for Viagra and have been saving them up. When will I actually need them??
A vodka for the wife and a becks for me. It always works except when the soaps/x-factor/casualty/ER/etc are not on TV ::)
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Anyone want some free Viagra. ;D
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Your sex life affects your sex life
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Your sex life affects your sex life
I'm not sure whether that's very deep and meaningful or just stupid ???
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Your sex life affects your sex life
I agree with you.. good sex.. or great sex.. leads to more better sex.. bad sex.. tends to put you off sex.. better understanding of the person and pleasing them.. also it doesn't help if you eat beans before sex.. haha.. think about it... garlic too can be a turn off if only one has eaten it.. so yes.. I agree.. diet does help your sex life.. and your sex life does affect your sex life.. mmmmmm....
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At the end of it all. if you have a good partner or wife/husband who is your best friend and companion. One you can relate to,you still need the beans as you grow older.lol
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Hmmmmm...................l think l'll stick to viagra ::)
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Viagra... mmmm.... with a good partner.. it shouldn't really be necessary......... unless... no too personal.. sorry..
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Viagra... mmmm.... with a good partner.. it shouldn't really be necessary......... unless... no too personal.. sorry..
;D Yeh, who needs it (Billy) tried 3 last night ,didn't work. One shot of Jack Daniels and hey presto. lol
A little wine or alcohol in moderation gets the mood in action(unless your newlyweds.lol)
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well... my biggest problem is beer.. if anyone gives me one glass..OMG.. anyway.. i don't touch beer.. don't trust myself on it.. haha
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Hmmmmm........interesting cissie ::) ;)
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more than interesting.. couldn't believe the first time i drank beer.. went straight to my knees... thought they had hiccups.. hehe
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more than interesting.. couldn't believe the first time i drank beer.. went straight to my knees... thought they had hiccups.. hehe
We call that knee tremblers over here. ;D
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more than interesting.. couldn't believe the first time i drank beer.. went straight to my knees... thought they had hiccups.. hehe
We call that knee tremblers over here. ;D
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Oh my goodness... the saying certainly change from country to country.. you really don't want to know what that saying of yours means here.. well you probably do, but a little too naughty for this forum.. :)
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more than interesting.. couldn't believe the first time i drank beer.. went straight to my knees... thought they had hiccups.. hehe
We call that knee tremblers over here. ;D
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Oh my goodness... the saying certainly change from country to country.. you really don't want to know what that saying of yours means here.. well you probably do, but a little too naughty for this forum.. :)
cissie...........................(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/billyfridge/emoticons/adminwatch.gif)
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more than interesting.. couldn't believe the first time i drank beer.. went straight to my knees... thought they had hiccups.. hehe
We call that knee tremblers over here. ;D
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Oh my goodness... the saying certainly change from country to country.. you really don't want to know what that saying of yours means here.. well you probably do, but a little too naughty for this forum.. :)
cissie...........................(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/billyfridge/emoticons/adminwatch.gif)
OOPS!!!! Sorry Mr Billy.. did i get something wrong.. it was Mr Tex's fault.. ----------------------------------> he is over there.. hehehehe ;)
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more than interesting.. couldn't believe the first time i drank beer.. went straight to my knees... thought they had hiccups.. hehe
We call that knee tremblers over here. ;D
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Oh my goodness... the saying certainly change from country to country.. you really don't want to know what that saying of yours means here.. well you probably do, but a little too naughty for this forum.. :)
cissie...........................(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/billyfridge/emoticons/adminwatch.gif)
sorry Mr Fridge, didnt realise you were watching.Will curb my knee trembling to another forum.My apoligies. :-[
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I should think so too Texasboy.....issuing lewd insinuations to our innocent female members.....(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/billyfridge/emoticons/Spank.gif)
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mmmmmm... yes well.... *cough* as i said (or did i) i don't know what you guys are talking about.. i was talking about the food we eat in our sex life.. mmmmmmm.... um.. have you ever been vegetable shopping... to get the correct nutrition... all kinds of vegies have certain effects on the sex life.. mmmm hehe
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According to my Asian sources (somewhat reliable.... hell we do have a population of 1 billion), certain smells help to stimulate the oppisite sex. Fruity scents and light vanilla scents attract females, while the number 1 stimulation for males (oddly enough) was beer. As for *ahem* preperation, I hear the celery is good for the solidy of your "future generation". Ginseing helps with stamina, viagra... well... fairly obvious...
I perfer to drink red wine, mixed drinks, (sometimes vodka, Remmy Martin, Jack Daniels, or Johnny Walker), and other soft alcholic products.
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According to my Asian sources (somewhat reliable.... hell we do have a population of 1 billion), certain smells help to stimulate the oppisite sex. Fruity scents and light vanilla scents attract females, while the number 1 stimulation for males (oddly enough) was beer. As for *ahem* preperation, I hear the celery is good for the solidy of your "future generation". Ginseing helps with stamina, viagra... well... fairly obvious...
I perfer to drink red wine, mixed drinks, (sometimes vodka, Remmy Martin, Jack Daniels, or Johnny Walker), and other soft alcholic products.
-kyopedlr
you could try coffee Kyo.....it stops you falling asleep on the....err...couch ::)
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you could try coffee Kyo.....it stops you falling asleep on the....err...couch ::)
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I would try coffee if the "couch" wasn't the problem...
-kyopedlr
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you could try coffee Kyo.....it stops you falling asleep on the....err...couch ::)
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I would try coffee if the "couch" wasn't the problem...
-kyopedlr
well.. this female doesn't like the fruity or vanilla scents.. i prefer the woody or musky ones.. as for the couch... mmm.. i think this is getting off the topic of diet.. so will move along and say.. strawberries and champers always works for me too... and chocolate body paint.. hehe..
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/billyfridge/emoticons/couch.gif)
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chocolate body paint... where do you get that... anything in a nice asian color? Maybe some kinda sherbert?
-kyopedlr
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chocolate body paint... where do you get that... anything in a nice asian color? Maybe some kinda sherbert?
-kyopedlr
chocolate body paint.. amongst others are available everywhere.. dept. stores, chemists, bath and body shops... all sorts.. have even seen it in larger supermarkets.. also comes in mango, strawberry, numerous.. as for sherbert.. mmm... haven't seen that.. plus the sherbert dust could get up your nose.. hehe... ah ah ah ... ah choo... (excuse me) anyway.. take a look around.. valentines day is coming up, perhaps you can surprise her with a night in.. and have a different diet... hehe.. (getting back to the subject yet again..) :)
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This forum is out of control :P
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This forum is out of control :P
Oh please... your telling me you haven't had a chocolate rub down before? Even the shy Billy has gone down and got himself one of these body paints to entice the females....
-kyopedlr
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This forum is out of control :P
Oh please... your telling me you haven't had a chocolate rub down before? Even the shy Billy has gone down and got himself one of these body paints to entice the females....
-kyopedlr
no kyo.....l found some in my shed, but l smell of turpentine for days after i clean the paint off :-\
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This forum is out of control :P
Oh please... your telling me you haven't had a chocolate rub down before? Even the shy Billy has gone down and got himself one of these body paints to entice the females....
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no kyo.....l found some in my shed, but l smell of turpentine for days after i clean the paint off :-\
ummm.... i don't quite get what turps has to do with chocolate body paint.. your suppose to lick it off Sir billy.. not wash it off with turps.. mmm... perhaps you need to get a woman in your life to show you how its done. :)
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This forum is out of control :P
Oh please... your telling me you haven't had a chocolate rub down before? Even the shy Billy has gone down and got himself one of these body paints to entice the females....
-kyopedlr
pretty novice don't ya think.?. but then again.. maybe all of us forum members could get some sexual tips/advice from you ..given you possess all of your "dark" ways.. and don't forget the stamina you "claim" to have.. what a kidder you are.. any man that claims to have any great stamina at all.. is usually full of sh*t.. take that with a grain of salt hunny... and why don't you go back to downloading your anime porn...call us when you hit puberty.
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... Wow... what hit your buttons?
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aaaaaaaaaaw.....poor kyo (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/billyfridge/emoticons/hug2.gif)
norty gibbler :(
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pretty novice don't ya think.?. but then again.. maybe all of us forum members could get some sexual tips/advice from you ..given you possess all of your "dark" ways.. and don't forget the stamina you "claim" to have.. what a kidder you are.. any man that claims to have any great stamina at all.. is usually full of sh*t.. take that with a grain of salt hunny... and why don't you go back to downloading your anime porn...call us when you hit puberty.
I`ts not the forum that is out of control. I do not like to see members being slagged off on my posts.(except for Billy and only in jest) Pls try to be reasonable with comments otherwise the post will be locked.
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First of all.. alot of members seem to be ok at allowing people to assume that I am easy.. but I guess that's ok.. because I am a female.. and the "weaker" sex.. so ok.. you allow this post to be blocked.. or whatever you need to do to make you feel important.. that's fine.. because as of today.. I quit this one sided forum apparently.. alot of sexual innuendos are allowed.. but point facts are not? how naive... good day... ohh.. and by the way.. if you have a problem with a members post.. a reasonable mod PMs that member.. instead of pointing a finger infront of the entire forum.. but hey like I said again.. whatever makes you feel important!
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Quote gibbler.. ohh.. and by the way.. if you have a problem with a members post.. a reasonable mod PMs that member.. instead of pointing a finger infront of the entire forum..!unquote
Maybe we are both guilty of this ? At the end of the day, we all dont want to lose you. All of us ,including me, hope to see you back on the forum immediately if not sooner.I`m sure other members will second this.
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Well i llike to have company.. and gibbler has been here for such a long time.. haven't even had a chance to chat to her yet.. so don't go away petal.. you can come and have a pow wow with me if you like.. leave those fellas for a little bit and you and i can have a girly chat. Sometimes its nice just to do that.. :-*
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What's going on here???......WOW!!, I've been gone for awhile to come back and see a war zone???...... :o :o :o
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What's going on here???......WOW!!, I've been gone for awhile to come back and see a war zone???...... :o :o :o
I know Gibbler says she is leaving OC tell her not to Minlo.....she wont listen to me :'(
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What's going on here???......WOW!!, I've been gone for awhile to come back and see a war zone???...... :o :o :o
I know Gibbler says she is leaving OC tell her not to Minlo.....she wont listen to me :'(
Gibbler probably was just having a bad day.......Hopefully she'll be back
Looks like Tex also deleted one of his post,unless I'm just blind which could be so :D, I can't find the post Gibb qouted off Tex........
Pretty dumb things for you two to argue about but wadda I know???? LOL
IDK, the whole topic is pretty obvious to me......Of course it would matter what you eat......In many ways, if you really wanna break it down........If you eat too much, if you eat too less......If you eat only junk food, if you eat healthy food....etc.etc.etc.........
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Gibbler, come home, We all miss you.
Pretty Please Princess.
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