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Forums => Offbeat Relish => Topic started by: texasboy on September 14, 2007, 07:45:19 am
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;D ;D This will be a completely new approach to keep you interested . You are only allowed to add 3 words in your post and these must join up with the previous members words to keep the topic going. Bit like being back at school ::) So I will start off.
"In the beginning"
cheers
Lets see how long we can keep this going.lol
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", darkness engulfed the"
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"small figure of"
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"Bruce Willis. He"
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"was looking for"
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Cissie, to make...........
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I hope you don't mind me changing this a bit, but it would make more sense if people coming into this thread can read it in its entirety. So if people copy and paste the previous persons post, then add their three words, it makes more sense to add three words to it, rather than go back and read pages... so....
In the beginning darkness engulfed the small figure of Bruce Willis. He was looking for Cissie, to make his
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Sure Cissie... but that was only 1 word! haha.
I shall just continue like I never noticed
In the beginning darkness engulfed the small figure of Bruce Willis. He was looking for Cissie to make his new film entitled...
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In the beginning darkness engulfed the small figure of Bruce Willis. He was looking for Cissie to make his new film entitled. "Vampire down Under"
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;D ;D ;D Whoa folks! Only three words please. Thats the beauty of not knowing where it will lead to. It may not end up as a book. But if you keep on going as you are (copy and paste), by the end of 100-200posts you will have enough toilet paper to ::). If you looking to create a plausible story then it probably will not happen here,as everyones three little words will throw us off on another tangent as we go along. As you can see NWM and myself started correctly. It`s fun ;D
"Set in Manchester"
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'and starring Quantum'
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', it's a tale'
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of a sheep
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"owned by banana"
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raised by Tex
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"who lovingly suggested"
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to recreate the
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movie in a
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warmer climate. But
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Quantum objected to
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Iraq, because of.....
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it's too peaceful
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there,and wanted
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vampire action to
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display blood and
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damsels in distress....
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However if you
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don't like horror.....
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you might prefer
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Alice in wonderland....
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where she gets
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A rampant rabbit...
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that satisfies her
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every need,however
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the batteries' flat.
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What can I
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do? cries Alice...
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...silence fills the
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room,as she
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turns the TV
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on a late
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AO site, endeavouring
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to find exotic
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footage to satisfy
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What the fudge!
TheHalf™
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her every need
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Yes, yes she
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she shouted, when
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she realized a
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large vampire had
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bitten her neck....
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She fell backwards
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into the arms
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of Janine, her..
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house cleaner. Shocked
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It felt nice
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she cuddled in
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and opening her
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eyes wide, she....
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moved even closer
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Why you lil'!!!
TheHalf™
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demon... i didn't
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see you lift
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out your teeth
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Mine screamed Billy
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;D
been a while
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Too long Chip. ;D
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To hold on
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to Tex's sanity..
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Which is not
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stable at all
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But in retrospect
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i am because
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being reckless in
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just point where
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billy is wrong
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again. but sometimes..
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Can't see it
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk15/fuzzytomcat/stuck_dog.jpg)
;D
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through the fur
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of a big
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Texan longhorned bull
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living in manchester
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running naked outside
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a workingmans club
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looking for a
;D
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Chelsea football player
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For good times
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instead of the
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Man-u sloppy seconds
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of prawn sandwiches
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and spicy sausage
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basted with gooey
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green puss juice
:o
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with ice cubes
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in the orifice
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not knowing what
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death becomes her
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so she farted
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anal leakage prevailed
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not good so..
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her underware was
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full of holes!
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through which her
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true colors prevailed!
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of which pink
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tiny men from
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a very long
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Kazakhstanie ancestral heritage
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made it impossible...
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to point the
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finger in the
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most exciting movement
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making it slippery!
O0
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like a fish
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covered in butter
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rolled in peanuts
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direct from canada
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the land of
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hockey hippies and
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beer chugging lumberjacks
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wearing womens clothes
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who had large
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peanuts,just waiting
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to be thrown
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around the world
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Now playing: Amon Amarth - ...And Soon the World Will Cease To Be (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/amon+amarth/track/...and+soon+the+world+will+cease+to+be)
via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)
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in a attempt
;D
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attract the birds
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to land without
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ruffling their feathers
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inside a big
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brown box oozing
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like jelly doughnuts
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but out of
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the blue came
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the ghost of
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Gibblers long lost
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favorite transexual pet
;D
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AC DC but
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the batteries were
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in Gibblers hands
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which were shaking
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gently squeezing the
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knob of pleasure
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to increase her
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magical powers of
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butter making to
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a creamy filling
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whipped by hand
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smooth and easy
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steady like eddie
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slippin and slidein
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towards abnormal consequences
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out of control
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Now playing: Six Feet Under - Ugly (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/six+feet+under/track/ugly)
via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)
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making her scream!
(how did I get put into this story?..lol.. sheesh!)
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with utter delight
(taken from archives Gibbler).........''gibbler unleashed''
:D
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while churning butter
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some dribbled down
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her chin onto
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her large chest
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globes of glory
;D
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mounds of Joy
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dirty love pillows! ;D
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but found its
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rightful owner who..
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licked it clean
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neat and sweet
;D
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but wanted more
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damn that cat
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fur balls again
;D
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gotta vaccum now!
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meanwhile behind the
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couch laid Billy
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Eating rat meat
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but it was'nt
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cooked to his
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liking, taste this...
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Billy rabidly screamed
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Gibbler!!!..gerroff me...
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NO! NOOOO! cried
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the lady of
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Sophistication, and integrity...
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quickly grabbed his
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PLATE OF MEAT
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and ate it
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Along came a
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spider that sat
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looking at her..
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somewhat obscure hand
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which was holding..
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fuzzy newborn spiders
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little cute ones ....
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were eating her
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sandwich that she
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made earlier that
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had bluemould on
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the rye bread
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rye covered with ....
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horrible fuzzy mould
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seemed to have
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come from billies
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rusty old zipper
:D
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or zimmer frame
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Heeeeey...I resemble that remark Tex >:(
:D
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Heeeeey...I resemble that remark Tex >:(
:D
6 words! No you cant have 2 chances ;D
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ooooooooooops...i got carried away...lol
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I borrowed from..
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gibblers long lost
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uncle Brian who..
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carrying an oil
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stained Texan hat
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in one hand
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while riding horseback
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lady Godiva fashion..
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knee deep in ...
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gooey chocolate syrup
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smeared on Gibbler's..
[shifty]
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left big toe
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camels are even-toed
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but are supposed..
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to be transgender
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thankfully she's NOT!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( :D
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Just a lovely ....
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three humped llama
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get hin Gibbler
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/billyfridge/emoticons/Spank.gif)
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ten lashes with ..
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a wet noodle
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while tied to
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her garden fence..
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while bent over
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in complete agony
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over tainted baby
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which never cried
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until it saw..
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two voluptious mounds
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neat and sweet ...
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coffee is good
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after you have..
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no taste buds
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she cried,how
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now brown cow
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moaning and groaning ....
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In Billys chatroom
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The cow quietly
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left the scene..
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to moo another
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day. while back...
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in the wood
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something was stirring..
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a large black...
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panther licking his
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and looking at..
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Fuzzys white tail
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Oh .. No .. he
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is showing off..
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for the Emperor
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and his new
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HIGH TOP SNEAKERS
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which made a...
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sound like rat's..
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meat sizzling in
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an unconventional wok
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via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)
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manufactured in manchester
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the home of...
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The Administrators Whopper!
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tenderly holding his
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soft furry large ..
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Chelsea Blue Mascot
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in the form...
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of salisbury steak
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salisbury plain please
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fillet for me..
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shaken not stirred
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like yahtzee dice
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in Chevy Impala
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is a crap
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and a half
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seven or eleven
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having a twinkie
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or a tinkle..
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which runs down
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the inside of..
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fuzzys trouser leg
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and filling his..
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hobnail boots with...
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golden thoughts of ...
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death warmed up..
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Rats murmured death
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in their sleep
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almost supper time
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for the cat
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with nine lives
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who's down to
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pet the cat
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purring gently against
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Billy's prosthetic leg
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Ouch cried billy
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kicking the cat...
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MEOW screamed FUZZY
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because Billy missed ....
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and broke his
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New Adidas trainers..
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while running from
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almost certain death..
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in sexy underwear
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wet from the
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beer he spilled
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while rubbing his...
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large hairy nipples
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againt a tomcats
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flea ridden tail..
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which resembles a...
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rats leftover supper
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in year 1349
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black death strikes
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macaroni and cheese
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hey gibblers back
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to kill Billy
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with her bodacious...
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custom made polished ...
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polished or Polished
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pole dancing outfit
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with silver tassels
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and spiked heels ...
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and nothing else..
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but a smile ...
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that said I`m
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I'M toothless boys
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as well as..
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seven of ten ...
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johns prefer gummers
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gibbler proceeded to >:D
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take MinLo in....
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and out of
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the freezing cold
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Gibbler firmly stroked
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MinLo's 'head' with...
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some barbed wire...
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which he deserved
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to wrap around...
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his plate of
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franks and beans
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fart free kind ...
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just in case
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the toilet should
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flush counterclockwise and
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drag the poor
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quickly made sculpture
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to the depths
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of the deep...
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cold winters moon
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lit shadow where
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young Tex was
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sliding quietly into
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a drunken stupor..
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filling stovetop boots
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with vast quantities...
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of yummy cider
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vintage stock,brewed
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and aged with
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Jack D, substitute
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moonshine the bartender
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Bovski's special brew
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which usually confuses
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poor MinLo's brain....
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it makes him
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lurk on Convivea..
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with evil intent
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banana fruit salad
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so we had..
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added more cider
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to even the
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fluffy whip cream
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so it wouldnt
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droop as low
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a bulls balls (http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/work4sex.gif)
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shining,even glowing
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and pulsing with...
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my first post ^_^
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the saga continues
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love yer avatar
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it needs music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MyMOi4LEr4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MyMOi4LEr4)
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great choice death
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(http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/Peakaboo.jpg)
oops topic drift...
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meanwhile back in
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space,Endeavour is
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going forward in
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search for Billies
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van using invisible
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fencing to snare
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pussies, and other..
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things inside his ..
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demonic rod of
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incense burning chambers
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letting billies van
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fart like Billy
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making it go..
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like the wind..
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tunnel test vehicle
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weapon of mass...
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fornication and mystery
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leadig to a..
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an orgy of
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forbidden sexual delights..
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one by one
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he unfastened the
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restraints Fuzzy had..
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hidden inside the
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Leksell gamma knife
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whip me, please
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abruptly Billy squealed
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with delight and..
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lustfullness in his
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anticipation of things..
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Nobody escapes us (http://www.insanicons.lostdestinations.com/shadicons/pinhead.jpg)
http://www.geocities.com/webmaniac2/midi/pinhead5.wav (http://www.geocities.com/webmaniac2/midi/pinhead5.wav)
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not even the
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Agnostic Easter Bunny
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his one leg
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had a twitch
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in both the..
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ankle and knee
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the next option
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for Dr. Bombay (http://ac4.yt-thm-a03.yimg.com/image/121ff25d2871aeaa)
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from southern Antarctica
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is to research
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toe jam in
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the area of
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the kankle and
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lower polarized region
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from both kankles..
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large amounts of
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kank residue pouring..
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into small dish
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for taboo consumption
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Tatu's only cousin (http://sk1.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/32b6113a80869e58) <<< Tatu
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knew threat existed
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so he took
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igloo ice shaken
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but,forgot to
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shake it three
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meters above the
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artic snow viper
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hard to follow
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the moving cup
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of size 36d..
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d for delta
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and for Death..
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whos calling me
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;D
Tis I, said
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Death,and I'm..
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looking for sheep
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to vent my..
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frustration of having
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a Billy sized
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MinLo look alike..
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naked.but cold
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one eye snake
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thats name is
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fuzzy texas McFridge
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Chelsea supporters club
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that hates ManU
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World cup winners..
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;D
couldnt beat spurs.
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but will next..
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year,if the
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pitch is overgrown
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and the catch
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with weed, and..
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sugar and spice
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from far away
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between the middle
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of "Oreo" cookies
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dipped in chocolate
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and warm milk
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tasted quite nice
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said Mr rat..
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and ran into
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the local tavern
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in search of..
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a mate so
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have a good..
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Or else I
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will not be
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eating rat meat..
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Like Texasboy was
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drunk and disorderly
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in the nude
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playing with his
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balls of wool..
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so sheep like
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ewe wouldn't believe..
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whats taking Tex
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so long to
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get in touch..
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One day he
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will fall over
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and over again
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until somebody fixes..
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Billy's gummi wurm
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small but tasty
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infinitely limp but
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with viagra he
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went to the
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police station to
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report a kidnapping :o
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and the police..
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questioned him about
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his hat. Once
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again he tried
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to be a..
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fan of supersized
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texan pedigree sheep..
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but didnt make
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love to any..
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on that day
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because banana didn't..
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lock the sheepgate
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and wellies on..
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resurrecting the dead
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from their graves..
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to scare children
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and furry animals
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I gotta shit
TheHalf™
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in my pants
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because i'm scared..
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and I don't
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have my magic
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wand with me
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to cast a
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spell on billy's
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pet Bull Frog
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party van mascot
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who croaks every..
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third full moon
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sliding beneath soft
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lily pads of
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her ample charms..
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and aging beauty
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because she is..
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sitting pretty waiting
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for Minlo to
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take her in..
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his rabbit hole
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where he could...
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watch Man united
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with woman at
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home where she..
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lost her teeth
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while drinking coffee
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change it`s diaper
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in the kitchen
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change it's diaper..???????????????????
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;D I missed page
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you dozy git..
::)
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Righto. Moving on...
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with her other...
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half. TheHalf wasn't
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interested in sheep
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or olive oil
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filled cowboy boots
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with mud on
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his heels when
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he runs through...
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the courtyard naked
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being careful not
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to knock his
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backside on the..
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surrounding gladiators weaponry
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and Halloween mask
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from which protruded
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a very big
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You know what...
TheHalf™
Ah heck this all started with TheNightWatchman about me. Just scroll back to the top of page 38. lol
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slowly shrivelling in
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side the hut
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where he will...
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administer olive oil
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to sooth the
TheHalf™
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fifty per cent..
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of his brain
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that is missing
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dinosaur that ate
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young girls for ..
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the taste of
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spicy juicy chicken
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but it didn't
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stop the cravings
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because he was
TheHalf™
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addicted to them..
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barbecued bourbon flavored
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rat meat with
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some Chelsea sauce..
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a pinch of
TheHalf™
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fresh dried catnip
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red or blue?
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red's more spicy....
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how much more?
TheHalf™
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will you eat
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to satisfy your
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carnal herbivorous cravings
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for Tex's whiskey..
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...a lot more
TheHalf™
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naked female magazines
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are being ogled
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over by Obama
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;D ;D This will be a completely new approach to keep you interested . You are only allowed to add 3 words in your post and these must join up with the previous members words to keep the topic going. Bit like being back at school ::) So I will start off.
"In the beginning"
cheers
Lets see how long we can keep this going.lol
I love j00
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and other people
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were running scared
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because they were..
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wearing pink tutus
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with matching skullcaps
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and a furry
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cat,with large
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testicles swollen with...
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visions of grandeur
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slowly rotting away
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like old grapes..
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from the Manchester
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pub and grub
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exclusive for those
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who can stomach
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Irish whiskey with..
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Morecombe Bay cockles
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and cheese wiz
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;D
Luv cheese whizz
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Wizard of cheese
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quietly spreading the
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cheese on toast
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crackers, cookies, steak ...
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and eggs benedict
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Benidict was a
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Man United supporter
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who ate eggs
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with a side..
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of turkey bacon
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between two slices..
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of french toast
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with itailan sausage
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and whip cream ...
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whipped by hand
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held power blower ...
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used by Tex..
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3 times daily
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;D
will share if
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your good at
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anything at all......
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master of nothing
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slave of all
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;D participating women including
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those who inject
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new words into
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handling older men
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carefully unzipped trousers
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just in case
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the pizza delivery
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is late as..
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craving for sausage
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she went down
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and discovered that ...
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she liked it..
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few minutes later
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she wasn't so ...
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experienced. she felt
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as if she..
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had gone through
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all this for
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someone else's fantasies
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the cat purred
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the lion roared
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Tex shat himself....
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because Billy said
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Fuzz's after yer..
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hampster pie, with
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chips and gravy
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with mushy peas..
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served by voluptuous
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chip shop assistants..
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tooling for anus
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in local shipyard
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hoping for a
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left handed screwdriver...
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with asian complications
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happy about my
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extremely small object
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stuck in his
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australian tucker bag
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and took out
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a bag of
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fresh wichiti grubs
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which had matured
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over the years
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and were ready..
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to touch gently
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the newborn moths
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hairy eyes and
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knuckles of fur
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which had been O0
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growing for weeks
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was itching bad ...
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just under its
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left, sack of
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cheezy corn nuts ....
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doused with tobasco
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sauce,eaten carefully
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with no spilling..
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the hot juices
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warmed his rod
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a Dodge Charger
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in pursuit of
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a win by
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fair means, or.....
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v8 superturbo,but
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Hello every one............ :D
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hi Faheem, what's..
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the Dodge doing
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in my garden
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charging credit cards ...
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to Tex's account....
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while playing with
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world whose existence
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we all hope..
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that we can
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keep up with..
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the Jones's or
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billy's dodge charger
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that he bought..
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with tex`s account
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don't tell Tex....
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his money gone
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except for the ...
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2 cents,that
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billy borrowed from
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rich bitch Gibbler..
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naughty, naughty,she
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made Billy bend
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her to his..
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clean floor to
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scrub,scrub,scrub
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she wasn't happy
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the soap gone ....
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billy bent over
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to retrieve the..
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wad of spooge O0
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am I dreaming
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wake up now...
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time to cook
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my breaky and
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maple syrup pancakes
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served ala mode
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by blonde bimbo..
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who looked like
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Gibbler the Convivea...
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no posting Mod
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can do anything
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like madras curries.....
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and burny bums
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forgot the viagra
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in case of..
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wild sex parties
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at the Parliament .....
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live in quarters..
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live in quarters..
on BBC news ....
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slinky black stockings
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and red eyes
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staring at you
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in the dark .....
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with that eerie..
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look on her
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face scaring the..
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tormented souls from
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Convivea to have..
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fun with Billy
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as well as..
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tex and chip
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but it wasnt
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for Fuzzy we..
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agree on that
TheHalf™
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Tex should suffer
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who is Tex?..
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A wise man
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with a small
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bottle of JD..
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actually filled with
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lucazade to give
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chelsea a lift
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with my boot...
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no .... maybe Viagra ...
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or maybe vicodin
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or even a..
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Swift kick in...
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the Billy Bongs.
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ouch yer daft..
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eejit that was
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only trying to..
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;D
Turn Billy Blue
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in the face
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that's as handsome..
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as a bobcat
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with Mancunian ears
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looking out the
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back of the
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police patrol car..
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not again. He
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I was framed..
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;D on Antiques Roadshow
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for giving a
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punch up the...
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Queen's two knees...
TheHalf™
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and bumpsa daisy
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chain around the ..
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old oak tree
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that old Texasboy..
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quietly chopped the
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head off a...
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third world leader
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who is now..
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looking for another ....
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place to rest...
TheHalf™
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his first born
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baby boy and
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heir to his..
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land of the
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free and ancient..
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Chinese secrets of
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regeneration and life..
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Oh now wait...
TheHalf™
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just a cotton...
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sitting in a
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cornfield waiting for
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farmer to give..
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it a whirl
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with her daughter
TheHalf™
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although she is..
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nice and firm
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around her hips..
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plum and juicy
TheHalf™
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chelsea tatto on
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his right cheek
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next to the ...
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other tattoo on..
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middle of her
TheHalf™
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twin peaks and
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the Easter bunny
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is feeling randy..
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but feeling blue
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a lucky rabbits ...
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hareem of does..
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and dont`s, but
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it could happen
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furry or fuzzy ...
;D
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roadkill, but it...
TheHalf™
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didnt have to
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be anything like..
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the last meal ...
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Billy had at
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Texas boy's hovel..
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before going limp
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below the belt
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with too much..
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dam good alcohol
TheHalf™
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Still, he survived
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to fight again..
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and eat more
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pussy and then..
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goat milk pudding ....
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more milk,said
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said the Texan...
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as he ran
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fearfully away from..
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another old goat
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;D ;D This will be a completely new approach to keep you interested . You are only allowed to add 3 words in your post and these must join up with the previous members words to keep the topic going. Bit like being back at school ::) So I will start off.
"In the beginning"
cheers
Lets see how long we can keep this going.lol
i didnt no
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was chasing Billys
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nanny for some..
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cookies with a ....
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chocolate CHIP baked....
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on a hot
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tin roof because ...
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thats what Billy
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she said suck
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my left ear
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lobe and my
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left or right ...
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nipple will stand..
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I am "tweaking"
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hopefully to turn...
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me on badly
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enough to hear ...
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Billy gimme more
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no, randy git..
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that third leg ...
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and win a ....
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second booby prize..
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if you do
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Chip will appear..
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behind door number ....
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one four seven..
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and you better
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watch out for..
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Its depend you, LOL
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to use your..
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skills billy taught
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MinLO when he..
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released from prison
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for good behaviour
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Chip paid his..
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bills on time
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using counterfeit money...
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found in Gibbler's..
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G string and
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extracted very gently..
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with his teeth
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quietly glistening in
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the evil grin..
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flossing the only ...
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way he could...
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a hairy situation
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quick wax job ...
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but not as...
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the law allowed...
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but theres always
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an exception to...
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the sexual rule
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for people like..
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gibbler, half & you
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Fuzzy as well...
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my comfy slippers
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and my fat..
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...ass that's not
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as hairy as
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Chelseaboy's large rectum..
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That's smooth as....
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southern style "GRITS" ...
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used mainly by..
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small homeless shits
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that wipe their
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sore and swollen...
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joints with wet..
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minks of oil
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smeared women of..
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ill repute and
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never cry again
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from festering sores
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that could have
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been fatal if..
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you swallow a-lot
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of fur balls ....
;D
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or other balls..
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of various sizes....
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and colours, but
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gotta die someday
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holding his own
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all the way
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upstairs he fell
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on his ass..
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and came tumbling
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turning the page ...
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came upon a..
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a woman named...
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Elsie no knickers..
:D
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needing a shave
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below the waistline
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while upside down ...
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facillitating easy access to..
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;D
4 words or
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else you will
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drink in peace
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did he notice
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"where am i"?
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says Half when ..
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he sobers up
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after a full..
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nite of womenizing
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the members of
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Convivea forums were
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exhausted but happy..
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in the notion
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"we rule everything" O0
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unless by chance ...
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until such time..
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the planets align
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to disco dance
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and boogy down
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to meet the
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Convivea Mod crew
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A sketchy group
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of karma chasers
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and Obama haters
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maybe but think
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who wins laughs
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at his own..
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self indulged gluttony
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resulting in lots..
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of body weight
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of backlash from
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atkins diet plan
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along with the
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admins from convivea
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whom are all
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busy watching Seinfeld
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instead of getting..
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billy and Tex
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shaved and polished
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Ouch,hh said billy
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that bloody hurt..
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you almost slit
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my freaking neck
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with that thing..
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Hanging between my
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left and right
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knee,but it
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don't matter anyway
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because her skirt
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was in billy's
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hand as he..
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gently folded away
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the creased skin
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around the middle
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of the room
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which made way
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for Synbios to..
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pull off his
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fedora and sunglasses
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to enable him..
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a better sight
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of the shining...
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appendage on Billy's
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bent and wrinkled....
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deformed big toe
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Yo hablo español
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;D death,he cried
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to the next
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slightly withered toe
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which was looking..
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at the other
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side of the..
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;D slightly withered inflamation
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of the left..
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hand side of
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the offending limb..
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which smelled like
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gangrene with a hint
TheHalf™
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of peppermint and
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salsa sauce,but
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the doctor said
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''let me examine..
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that huge swollen.....
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appendage so we
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both decided to..
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Have it removed....
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;D carefully inserting the
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point of the ..
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extremely large needle
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inhaling pepper spray ....
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that was dipped....
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in jalapeno juice ....
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obtained from the..
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;D mexican witch doctor
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who was dancing
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with Chelseaboy at..
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Stamford Bridge,hoping
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against hope for
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a miracle to
-
;D
save MAN-U from
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winning too many
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bra and panties
TheHalf™
-
because of late
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addicts lining up
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with out any...
-
means of knowing
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the wars over
-
and we have
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protesters protesting protestors ....
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and really noisy
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explosions coming from
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Billys underwear,but
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there was no..
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apparent reason for
-
Chip to get..
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violently strip searched...
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BIT CHE ROCKS!!!
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chips family jewels ....
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package at LAX .....
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firmly tied with
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large black plastic..
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ribbons,covered in
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artificially flavored sprinkles ....
;D
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with-a side of
TheHalf™
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Billy's exotically flavoured
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lamb's fries with..
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gibbler, tokens, a-rash
TheHalf™
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and a big
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smile of satisfaction
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on the face
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of The Half..
-
Over there is
TheHalf™
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much colder,he
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asked Tex for..
-
a hot chick
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with salsa dressing
-
for the Chelsea..
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flower show and
-
because it emitted
TheHalf™
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a high pitched...
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whine, as if..
-
Chip had just
-
;D
rendered true love
-
on Tex's head..
-
and he went
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the way all..
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;D bald english older
-
gents tend to
-
suave, sophisticated, and
-
;D lacking in continuous
-
and repetitive actions .....
::)
-
but not all
-
suitable for elderly
-
gents like Billy
-
who takes strong..
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tablets to calm
-
the "TIGER" within ....
;D
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from coming out
-
long port hole..
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which in many
-
ways can do
-
unbelievable miracles like
-
;D making manchester pancakes
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or better yet
-
or Chelsea buns
-
niknakpattywak give the
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;D cheer to Chelsea.
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what for diving?..
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;D on poor Barcelona >:D
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Spain ? Past the ....
;D
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;D Germans are next
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to get there
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go around McDonalds ....
;D
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;D sick Germans and
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Hitler is still
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playing for Man u
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wearing pink knickers ....
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and raising a
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;D team to excite
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Billy even more
-
than usual, because..
-
pinning away to
-
Tex'es fishing rods..
-
;D fully supplements that
-
when he catches..
-
a hot potato
-
it may just
-
;D excite the NHL
-
because they need..
-
;D pink hockey boots
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and frilly knickers
-
a feathered bonnet ....
;D
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not to mention..
-
:D Chip`s borrowed nylons
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and high heels
-
with pink bows ....
;)
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on a hot
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;D slippery "go-go? pole
-
that has not..
-
been cleaned for
-
any irish knob..
-
of cream butter ;D
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and strawberry jam
-
:D but smelling very
-
Irish because of..
-
The guiness on
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his car seats..
-
and leather straps
-
across his back
-
;D indicating manchester failed
-
who became famous..
-
;D yes! yes chelsea
-
tic TAC toe
-
;D Man U booted
-
and poor Billy
-
lost the TAC
-
;D gaining a toe
-
;D hold to sanity
-
or loose your
-
;D marbles, without holding
-
onto his little
-
;D wriggly pieces but
-
he will survive
-
;D everlasting pleasure, saving
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Irish knob head :-*
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and a frosty
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pint or two
-
of warm milk
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or a resounding
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fed by Cissie
-
;D Changing subject to
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Chip's posts in
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a porn mag
-
:D Which was recently
-
awarded the best
-
meals in town
-
;D More garlic,he
-
:D said, if whinging
-
was his only
-
only through the
-
looking glass with