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Title: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: chip! on August 04, 2006, 08:59:10 am: I borrowed this from a joke website, but I was thinking it would be funny to make this list even longer... thus:

People get really upset when you use the "F" word. So much so, that I can't even write the full word out, but have to referto it as the "F" word. However, despite what many educators, and pious people believe, there are times when the "F" word just makes sense. And that is why we are bringing you ... TIMES WHEN THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

"What the F was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these F'ing Indians come from?" -- General Custer"
Any F'ing idiot could understand that." -- Albert Einstein
"It does so F'ing look like her!" -- Pablo Picasso
"How the F did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras
"You want WHAT on the F'ing ceiling?" -- Michaelangelo
"I don't suppose its gonna F'ing rain?" -- Joan of Arc
"Scattered F'ing showers my ass." -- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a F'ing hole in my head." -- John F. Kennedy
"Who the F is going to know? " -- Bill Clinton
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: texasboy on August 04, 2006, 09:44:29 am: ::)
What the "F" Chip. I think you are trying to get an "F`ING" topic going. Should I hit your Karma button for effort>lol ;)
cheers
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: chip! on August 04, 2006, 10:59:27 am: What the F is wrong trying to get a topic started?? hahaha =/... ok so I was bored at work today :)
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: deckkeeper on August 04, 2006, 12:47:34 pm: Don't bother with his F'ing Karma button. It's already F'ing maxed.

"What F'ing iceberg?" -- Edward John Smith, captain of the Titanic
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: MinLo on August 04, 2006, 03:35:49 pm: F@(!
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: texasboy on August 05, 2006, 05:49:26 am: Quote from: chip! on August 04, 2006, 10:59:27 am
What the F is wrong trying to get a topic started?? hahaha =/... ok so I was bored at work today :)

It takes our members minds off the F`ing important topics and allows them to relax for a few seconds ;D
cheers
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: billyfridge on August 05, 2006, 11:14:55 am: Too much friggin swearin in here >:(

:D
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: TheNightWatchman on August 05, 2006, 05:19:54 pm: I'll just say, for the readers who will understand, times when the word is appropriate?

Killing In The Name

!
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: DC on August 07, 2006, 03:20:46 pm: F! - me hitting my finger with a hammer..
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: danny251 on August 07, 2006, 10:30:41 pm: that was F'ing funny :)
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: billyfridge on August 08, 2006, 08:59:04 pm: Quote from: TheNightWatchman on August 05, 2006, 05:19:54 pm
I'll just say, for the readers who will understand, times when the word is appropriate?

Killing In The Name

!

WTF....
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: chip! on August 17, 2006, 09:21:15 am: "That's it! I have had it with these motherf$%* snakes on this motherf#$@ plane!" - Samuel L. Jackson

haha
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: danny251 on August 17, 2006, 09:22:19 am: haha nice1
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: kyopedlr on August 17, 2006, 09:30:53 am: "F! the condom broke...."
"F the damn traffic"
"Where the F did F come from?"

-kyopedlr
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: danny251 on August 17, 2006, 09:37:06 am: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/fwordflash.html

1st time I seen this man I laughed my f'ing ass off
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: MinLo on August 17, 2006, 02:09:24 pm: F!!! where is the condom :-\
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: billyfridge on August 18, 2006, 08:08:13 am: Wel F-me Kyo...isn't that Tex over there doing something at the back of that sheep??
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: texasboy on August 18, 2006, 08:20:27 am: Quote from: billyfridge on August 18, 2006, 08:08:13 am
Wel F-me Kyo...isn't that Tex over there doing something at the back of that sheep??
You never give me any credit :-[
Poor sheep caught on barbed wire. Just trying to free it up. ::)
cheers
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: murph_dogg on August 18, 2006, 09:18:47 am: *elevator stops between 2 floors and the lights go out*

ME: "F***"

lol
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: texasboy on August 18, 2006, 09:24:30 am: Quote from: murph_dogg on August 18, 2006, 09:18:47 am
*elevator stops between 2 floors and the lights go out*

ME: "F***"

lol
Very good Murph. ;)
We only trying to liven up the party.lol
cheers
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: billyfridge on August 18, 2006, 09:27:42 am: Quote from: texasboy on August 18, 2006, 08:20:27 am
Quote from: billyfridge on August 18, 2006, 08:08:13 am
Wel F-me Kyo...isn't that Tex over there doing something at the back of that sheep??
You never give me any credit :-[
Poor sheep caught on barbed wire. Just trying to free it up. ::)
cheers

Kyo.....run over and tell Tex that sheep is a ram will yer...................................... :D
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: texasboy on August 18, 2006, 09:37:35 am: Kyo.....run over and tell Tex that sheep is a ram will yer...................................... :D
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Ewe never understood my swinging ways :-[
cheers
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: murph_dogg on August 18, 2006, 02:54:44 pm: " I WANT THESE MOTHER F***ING SNAKES OFF THIS MOTHER F***ING PLANE"

"best F***ING movie ever!"

lol
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: DC on August 18, 2006, 03:50:42 pm: Quote from: murph_dogg on August 18, 2006, 02:54:44 pm
" I WANT THESE MOTHER F***ING SNAKES OFF THIS MOTHER F***ING PLANE"

"best F***ING movie ever!"

lol

looks cheesy... so is it really F****ing good?
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: murph_dogg on August 19, 2006, 03:05:46 am: F***ING A!
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: TheNightWatchman on August 19, 2006, 06:24:15 pm: Quote from: billyfridge on August 08, 2006, 08:59:04 pm
Quote from: TheNightWatchman on August 05, 2006, 05:19:54 pm
I'll just say, for the readers who will understand, times when the word is appropriate?

Killing In The Name

!

WTF....

Yeah didn't think you would understand, but it's a reference to the song
Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: kujo on September 29, 2006, 11:39:15 pm: F**k.... england just got knocked out of the world cup.... :-X
Title: Re: Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Post by: labnil on January 05, 2022, 11:36:22 pm: It shows a lack of professionalism. Sure, maybe it was your manager who was being an idiot by publicly embarrassing you in front of the entire company, but did they deserve to be told to go [expletive] themselves?

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There are times when blowing up at someone is called for, but if you want to be liked by your coworkers, save the potty mouth for outside of work or make sure no one can hear it. If everyone else swears like a sailor, that's one thing — but if it makes you stand out like an idiot, then swearing isn't appropriate for you. It looks bad.