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Title: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Post by: Bovski on June 26, 2009, 02:35:02 am

Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August!

Title: Re: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Post by: billyfridge on July 25, 2009, 06:21:50 am

Quote from: Bovski on June 26, 2009, 02:35:02 am

Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August!

ha ha ha....nice one Bovski.......LOL

Title: Re: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Post by: billyfridge on July 25, 2009, 06:31:00 am

The Bathtub Test


During a visit to a mental asylum, Tex asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand,"  said Tex. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"

  [cowboy]....derrrrr..................................he he he

Title: Re: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Post by: texasboy on July 26, 2009, 07:42:40 am

 ;D I took the "outside" seat so I could wave in at you. >:D
cheers

Title: Re: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Post by: billyfridge on July 26, 2009, 08:53:11 am

Quote from: texasboy on July 26, 2009, 07:42:40 am

;D I took the "outside" seat so I could wave in at you. >:D
cheers

LOL ;D

Title: Re: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Post by: lting77 on December 17, 2010, 10:43:50 am

what's the difference between mj and acne?

acne doesn't come on a kids face til he's past puberty