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Forums => Music - Movies - TV => Topic started by: savaden on November 15, 2006, 07:02:20 am
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Reply here with your opinions on the absolute worst films ever made. (I thought of one a few mins ago & just had to start this thread.)
One of mine would HAVE to be:
Pink Cadillac(1989) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098097/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098097/)
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Clint Eastwood in a dull film about a gang(of white ppl) that call themselves "the brotherhood"(or something like that) who plan to raise hell & talk like theyre gonna take over the world. Only thing is, there's only about 25-30 of them in their "little army" and a portion of em are women that look like housewives. The shots of their base camp hidden in the woods somewhere reminds me of a paintball course(obstacles for training I guess). Basically, the entire group, except for the leader, dont look bad ass at all. Theyre just a bunch of wanna-be's. To top it all off, Bernadette Peters is the female lead in the film, and is nothing short of annoying.
Stay away from this old one.
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Bubba Ho-Tep: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0281686/
this is, for sure, the most junk you're ever gonna see!
imdb:
Based on the Bram Stoker Award nominee short story by cult author Joe R. Lansdale, Bubba Ho-tep tells the "true" story of what really did become of Elvis Presley. We find Elvis (Bruce Campbell) as an elderly resident in an East Texas rest home, who switched identities with an Elvis impersonator years before his "death", then missed his chance to switch back. Elvis teams up with Jack (Ossie Davis), a fellow nursing home resident who thinks that he is actually President John F. Kennedy, and the two valiant old codgers sally forth to battle an evil Egyptian entity who has chosen their long-term care facility as his happy hunting grounds.
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Am going to have a "bad movie night" soon. Films will watch include:
Gigli
Frankenfish
Hercules in New York
+ more
Will post the worst movie of the lot
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Bubba Ho-Tep: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0281686/
this is, for sure, the most junk you're ever gonna see!
imdb:
Based on the Bram Stoker Award nominee short story by cult author Joe R. Lansdale, Bubba Ho-tep tells the "true" story of what really did become of Elvis Presley. We find Elvis (Bruce Campbell) as an elderly resident in an East Texas rest home, who switched identities with an Elvis impersonator years before his "death", then missed his chance to switch back. Elvis teams up with Jack (Ossie Davis), a fellow nursing home resident who thinks that he is actually President John F. Kennedy, and the two valiant old codgers sally forth to battle an evil Egyptian entity who has chosen their long-term care facility as his happy hunting grounds.
No way, that movie is hilarious and has Bruce motherfucking campbell.
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How about Killer clowns from outer space? lol...Creepy... :)
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The Fighter with Willem Dafoe
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plan 9 from outer space sooo bad its good
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Mulholland Drive
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Hercules in New York
In total agreement, however this one is sooo bad its seriously hilarious, few friends and a few beers + this = an awesome time.
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A Man Called... Rainbo (1990) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100101/
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Killer Ants (supposed to be a horror, but all the errors make it a total comedy), and 8 legged freaks (since when do spiders make bird sounds and expecially that of ducks?)
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Some may disagree, but I'm gonna go ahead and add "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" to this list.
While I'm at it...lets add "Resident Evil Apocalypse" ...the absolute WORST film I've seen in a while. What a let-down.
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I vote for "Plan 9 from Outer Space". Frightening aliens are guys dressed in gorilla suits with TV sets for heads???? BLECH! I'd say "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" too, but it's so bad that it's actually funny. The Borat movie is also pretty sick and the latest Mr. Bean movie isn't the least bit funny...just really, really boring.
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Mulholland Drive
Even if you don't like the film, just on the basis of cinematography alone you can't call it the worst.
The Last House on the Left
or
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Are both awful.
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This is a no-brainer for me. I remember being younger and wanting to get out of the house so bad that my cousin and I went to watch the movie Ford. About the life of Henry Ford. uhhhh
omG! I think I slept through most of it!
I have no link for it but it wouldn't matter anyhow. lol
luv
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VULGAR is a movie with Kevin Smith you know Dogma Clerks and all those others. I bought it cause it had a picture of a clown on the cover and well it had Kevin Smith. So I thought to myself this movie has to be good its got clowns and Kevin Smith you remember Silent Jay and Bob. this has to kick ass. Well I watched it and was frozen for like 15 minutes reaping in what I had just seen.
If you like bad movies this ones for ya.
Heres a link to a review http://www.contactmusic.com/new/film.nsf/reviews/vulgar_1
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plan 9 from outer space .
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Snake On The Plane
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king kong
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Austin Powers
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Let There Be Blood
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Der Untergang (2004)
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Any movie with Matt Damon, that Rob S. guy, that Happy Gilmore guy, and Liv Tyler!
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Schindler's List - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108052/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108052/)
Saving Private Ryan - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120815/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120815/)
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NEXT - movie had a great premise, and nicholas cage though not a pretty face, is a decent actor
but the movie just ended in the middle just as the action scene starts, wtf?
i wonder how many people who saw this in the theater demand their money back
land of the dead - compared to zach snyder's dawn of the dead, romero's reentrance in the zombie
genre is laughable.....zombies with a leader that walks underwater...there goes the island as a
safe haven idea....the only good underwater zombie scene is the shark battle in fulci's zombi, hilarioius
awesome soundtrack to boot!
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worst movie which i realized i.e lord of rings.. I don't know why most of people like this..
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Birdemic!
It's so shit it's actually brilliant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE5dJDgZ644 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE5dJDgZ644)
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The worst movie I ever saw so far was Glitter, although I like Mariah Carey so much...I just don't like much how the story goes. Viagra 100mg price (http://www.carlmontpharmacy.com)
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I have to nominate ANYTHING with Keanu Reeves in it LOL other than all of those it would be Chris Farley offshore merchant account (https://www.nextpay.com/offshore_processing.php) movies, although Waterboy runs up there with them too!
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Der Untergang (2004)
I'm sorry but without this movie there wouldn't be such classics as Hitler gets banned from xBox Live and a wrath of other youtube clips.