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billyfridge:
ha ha the joke is on me it wont bloody go on >:(

Edit (by Deck):
A Stitch in Time:
A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a
moment.
The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I
was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?"
Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any underwear ....
" The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing underwear!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

texasboy:

--- Quote from: billyfridge on September 29, 2006, 06:08:31 am ---

ha ha the joke is on me it wont bloody go on >:(

--- End quote ---
I can read it Billy. Not bad for a first one  ;D cheers just hit quote and it comes up(how did you do that??)

deckkeeper:
err, he put image tags around it. I'll fix it for you.

kujo:
Not so much a joke, more of a funny rumor that has been going around for a while, this supposedly did actually happen....

What follows is an actual transcript of communications between a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."
Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."
Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."
Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."
Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."
Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

billyfridge:

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