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Here's one for Gibbler..................

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.

He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "derr.... like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."


What did the alien say to the gas pump??

HEY.. get your FINGER... out of your EAR... when i'm talking to YOU!!!!!

ha.  ha.


An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he
was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweller looked  through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring and
showed it to  him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand. I want
something very special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to  his special stock and brought
another ring over. "Here's  a stunning ring at only £40,000", the jeweller

The young lady's  eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement. The old man, seeing this, said, "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment  would be made and the old man stated, "By
cheque. I know you need  to make sure my cheque is good,  so I'll write it
now and you can call  the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick
the ring up Monday  afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the  old man. "There's no
money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I  had?" :-X

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