oh dear what can the matter be,
jose murinio has gone and left chelsea,
was he pushed or did he fall,
poor guy always had his back to the wall,
he couldn't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear,
that awful team became too bad to bear,
try rugby, jose,you might have more success,
it's pretty similar, more or less,
or a ladies hockey team might improve your luck
if they don't win, you might at least get a reccommendation.
