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« on: July 29, 2007, 07:05:32 am »


Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........


I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in
Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost
50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the
way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that
the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it
again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue
was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was
behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that
condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road
licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2007, 07:15:48 am »

 Cheesy Cheesy OMG  Grin Grin LOL
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2007, 06:21:33 am »

 Grin Grin Grin Great one mac. Even I laughed at that one
cheers
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 09:18:02 pm »

me too.... i really liked it.. Grin
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2007, 04:59:30 am »

LOL thats Gr8
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