Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in
Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost
50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the
way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that
the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue
was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that
condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road
licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??