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Worst Films of All Time
« on: November 15, 2006, 07:02:20 am »
Reply here with your opinions on the absolute worst films ever made. (I thought of one a few mins ago & just had to start this thread.)

One of mine would HAVE to be:

Pink Cadillac(1989) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098097/

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Clint Eastwood in a dull film about a gang(of white ppl) that call themselves "the brotherhood"(or something like that) who plan to raise hell & talk like theyre gonna take over the world. Only thing is, there's only about 25-30 of them in their "little army" and a portion of em are women that look like housewives. The shots of their base camp hidden in the woods somewhere reminds me of a paintball course(obstacles for training I guess). Basically, the entire group, except for the leader, dont look bad ass at all. Theyre just a bunch of wanna-be's. To top it all off, Bernadette Peters is the female lead in the film, and is nothing short of annoying.

Stay away from this old one.

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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2006, 12:46:11 am »
Bubba Ho-Tep: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0281686/

this is, for sure, the most junk you're ever gonna see!

imdb:
Based on the Bram Stoker Award nominee short story by cult author Joe R. Lansdale, Bubba Ho-tep tells the "true" story of what really did become of Elvis Presley. We find Elvis (Bruce Campbell) as an elderly resident in an East Texas rest home, who switched identities with an Elvis impersonator years before his "death", then missed his chance to switch back. Elvis teams up with Jack (Ossie Davis), a fellow nursing home resident who thinks that he is actually President John F. Kennedy, and the two valiant old codgers sally forth to battle an evil Egyptian entity who has chosen their long-term care facility as his happy hunting grounds.

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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2006, 09:23:12 am »
Am going to have a "bad movie night" soon. Films will watch include:
Gigli
Frankenfish
Hercules in New York
+ more
Will post the worst movie of the lot

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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2007, 10:02:04 am »
Bubba Ho-Tep: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0281686/

this is, for sure, the most junk you're ever gonna see!

imdb:
Based on the Bram Stoker Award nominee short story by cult author Joe R. Lansdale, Bubba Ho-tep tells the "true" story of what really did become of Elvis Presley. We find Elvis (Bruce Campbell) as an elderly resident in an East Texas rest home, who switched identities with an Elvis impersonator years before his "death", then missed his chance to switch back. Elvis teams up with Jack (Ossie Davis), a fellow nursing home resident who thinks that he is actually President John F. Kennedy, and the two valiant old codgers sally forth to battle an evil Egyptian entity who has chosen their long-term care facility as his happy hunting grounds.

No way, that movie is hilarious and has Bruce motherfucking campbell.

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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2007, 12:57:54 am »
How about Killer clowns from outer space? lol...Creepy... :)

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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2007, 07:13:42 pm »

The Fighter with Willem Dafoe

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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2007, 11:29:21 pm »
plan 9 from outer space sooo bad its good

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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2007, 11:05:36 am »
Mulholland Drive

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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2007, 06:34:17 am »
Hercules in New York

In total agreement, however this one is sooo bad its seriously hilarious, few friends and a few beers + this = an awesome time.

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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2007, 09:10:14 am »
A Man Called... Rainbo (1990)  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100101/

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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2007, 11:54:36 am »
Killer Ants (supposed to be a horror, but all the errors make it a total comedy), and 8 legged freaks (since when do spiders make bird sounds and expecially that of ducks?)

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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2007, 10:36:07 am »
Some may disagree, but I'm gonna go ahead and add "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" to this list.

While I'm at it...lets add "Resident Evil Apocalypse" ...the absolute WORST film I've seen in a while. What a let-down.

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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2007, 04:39:52 am »
I vote for "Plan 9 from Outer Space".  Frightening aliens are guys dressed in gorilla suits with TV sets for heads????  BLECH!  I'd say "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" too, but it's so bad that it's actually funny.  The Borat movie is also pretty sick and the latest Mr. Bean movie isn't the least bit funny...just really, really boring.

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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2007, 08:36:28 am »
Mulholland Drive

Even if you don't like the film, just on the basis of cinematography alone you can't call it the worst.

The Last House on the Left
or
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Are both awful.
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Re: Worst Films of All Time
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2008, 02:08:19 am »

This is a no-brainer for me. I remember being younger and wanting to get out of the house so bad that my cousin and I went to watch the movie Ford. About the life of Henry Ford. uhhhh

omG! I think I slept through most of it!

I have no link for it but it wouldn't matter anyhow. lol

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