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Jokes...post them here.
MinLo:
Keep them coming guys
Hilarious :D :D :D
I wish I knew good ones >:(
jchen:
some of them aren't funny because I don't get them ??? :P
Here's mine:
Pretend that you are in a jungle and a tiger is chasing you. What should you do?? :o
STOP PRETENDING ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D
More jokes coming soon. ;D :D ;) :) O0
jchen:
can I put riddles here too?
??? :P ^-^
jchen:
--- Quote from: billyfridge on November 23, 2008, 09:38:29 pm ---Tex, and his wife were driving to London UK,
He gets pulled over by the Police,
The woman police officer says, "Sir, did you know you were speeding?"
Tex turns to his wife and asks, "What did she say?"
His wife yells, "SHE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The police woman says, "May I see your license?"
Tex turns to his wife and asks, "What did she say?"
Mrs Tex yells, "SHE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."
Tex gives her his license.
The police woman says, "I see you are from Ireland. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a man I have ever had."
Tex turns to his wife and asks, "What did she say?"
"SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS YOU," the wife yells.
[LOL!]
--- End quote ---
;D ;D ;D
very funny ;D :D
peacefulguy:
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
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