Where am I?

[billyfridge]

OMG Tex is loosing his marbles..............even sherlock holmes wouldn't have figured that lot out



 

[cissie]

He lost me on the ferry going over there.. i think i am still stuck in the water.. 

omg Tex... that was up the garden path to the Malacca straights, through the Sea of Japan, down past Antarctica, and got me stuck on a bleeding island somewhere in the pacific.. better call as SOS to come get me... Phew !!!!!!!!!!  hahahahaha

[texasboy]

OMG Tex is loosing his marbles..............even sherlock holmes wouldn't have figured that lot out



 

  I know you meant to say that even Billy couldnt figure this one out.lol
And cissie ,watch out for the pirates in the Mallaca Straits.
Original clues every time
That one made me feel good. 
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[gr1ngo]

Looks like Marseilles to me, but the clues don't fit.

  Of course the clues dont fit Marseilles
I even said hola in one of my posts. So to put you out of your misery.
Coconuts/family tree? is the Palm
Yer mama or ma
Equals Palma Mallorca (Spain) which is in the Balearic islands. BAL-E-ARIC. Aric pronounced eric (forename of Cantona)
Ball-he eric.lol
Correct answer is Palma
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palma_de_Mallorca
So easy.
cheers

ah!!! still would not have got it in a million guesses   

[cissie]

I thought there was too much thinking of Mrs Palmer and her daughters with that one...

[billyfridge]

erm!!!!!..............excuse me..........

[texasboy]

erm!!!!!..............excuse me..........

Can you watch me too??
Mrs Palmer, M`mmmmmm.
cheers

[texasboy]

  So the consensus is that  I have to make the questions much easier to enable your brains to function more easily.
So here goes.
I am at the end  of a pole,at the beginning of a staff and only 130km away from a Grand.
What city am I in?
Where am I
cheers

[texasboy]

  Has any of you lot even thought about this one?

It`s  almost like asking chip,"What do you call a Convivea member with half a brain" Chip will always answer with one word  "Gifted"
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[cissie]

lest.....??

i don't get it... perhaps it's time for me to go back to school.

[texasboy]

 
A "flag" is at the end of a pole.Put this at the beginning of "staff". You then have Flagstaff  AZ. which is 130km from the Grand Canyon.

It`s the way  I tell them.
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[cissie]

I thought you said you were gonna make them easy this time.  Even chip couldn't get it.. 

[texasboy]

I thought you said you were gonna make them easy this time.  Even chip couldn't get it.. 

How easy do you want them.? Chip didnt want to embarrass everyone and gave you the extra time lol
S`ooo see if you can get your tired auld brain round this exceptionally easy one.
The first name of the director of a very famous movie "Blazing Saddles" (see how kind I am ) Add on the name of a very recent movie release beginning with the letter B and you will have the identity of my  city down under. A newer version will be the Ultimatum.
Not much easier than that. lol
Where am I ?
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[chip!]

melbourne, australia!   

 


man.. that was almost as easy as the Flagstaff, AZ!  lol

thanks tex!

[texasboy]

melbourne, australia!   

 


man.. that was almost as easy as the Flagstaff, AZ!  lol

thanks tex!

  Thank you chip. Mel-bourne it is. It`s almost impossible  to believe that there are members out somewhere in this vast world that always deviate from the original clues. Maybe I`m too hard on them Still I always enjoy taking the pi*s out of them when they are trying their best
Karma on its way.
cheers.
ps. If anyone wants to know how chip got the clues correct and you need an explanation, pls feel free to post again.    Mel Brooks,Bourne Identity,Bourne Ultimatum